If you're here it's because you saw our ad in the Village Voice & if that feels like way-déjá vu . . . it is because we stole this page from BlondeStreak just to show what kind of assholes we are.

Now, to real bizz. We are a recording NYC based band with gigs - and an established set and we are looking for a few good men/women to be a great fucking rhythm section. No fucking mercs as money is not the fucking point . . . the point is GLORY! If you want to make $$$ . . . . go to www.blondestreak.com and be prettier than the girl they hired to replace their co-lead singer/guitarist, Liz.

Look through the website here. Listen to the MP3s (Cleveland Sucks, Think About It, Slow Death, Don't Bring Me Down ). Maybe go to the electric eels website and read a little history lesson ('cause your chances of getting hired would be greatly increased if you show prior knowledge of the eels and laud John Morton with massive doses of flattery (he is the guy who is paying for the V. V. ad.)). Give the whole thing a trifling thought and contact us via the form below & we will get in touch with you.