Dear Gentle Reader, 

 It is not the intention of The New Fag MotherFuckers, to offend. We here at the MotherFuckers believe in the following tenent of etiquette as espoused by Miss Manners (Judith Martin); "Only those members of a minority are permitted the use of racial epithets or pejorative terms self-describing that minority for humorous use." With that in mind I must relate to you that 3 of the founding members of our group are happily gay.

 Similarly, while our use of the term "MotherFucker" specifically relates to the definition, " one that is formidable, contemptible, or offensive," I was the victim of sexual abuse as a child . . . so I literally am . . . . a motherfucker.

Sincerely, 

John 'AssHole' Morton®